6604 Odonnell Street # UNIT A

***open house SAT 5/16 - 11am****Are you tired of being the most interesting person in the room? Move here, and your apartment will finally do the talking for you. We are offering a stunning 2-bedroom, 1-bath sanctuary located deep in a part of town that maps describe as The Heart of Dundalk. The Highlights: -Pest-Free Living: In a shocking twist for this zip code, there are zero roaches and zero mice. Its definitely the high-quality maintenanceyouve got the place to yourself! -Zero Carpet, Zero Problems: Weve ripped out every square inch of carpet. This makes it incredibly easy to mop up spills or hose down the evidence of whatever lifestyle choices led you here. -Climate Control (DIY Style): There is no central AC. During the summer, you will experience the authentic "Pre-Industrial Revolution" vibe. Its basically a free sauna that you live in 24/7. And the landlord will install window units for your convenience! -Off-Street Parking: Yes, you read that right. You get a designated spot off the street. Its basically a VIP lounge for your Honda Civic. -Laundry "Coming Soon": We are technically in the "visionary" phase of installing laundry facilities. "Soon" is a relative termit could be next month, or it could be when the sun expands into a red giant. In the meantime, think of your local laundromat as a place to network with other brave souls. The Vibe: The neighborhood is lively, loud, and offers a 24/7 immersive urban soundtrack. Its the kind of place where the "Check Engine" light of life is always blinking. But hey, youre bug-free, youve got hardwood under your feet, and your car has a fighting chance. As they say in the trenches: smoke em if you got em. (But please, do it near the window; we just painted). Rent: Cheap enough that youll have plenty of cash left over for a hefty supply of Febreze and a portable fan. Would you like to schedule a viewing (strictly during morning hours for visibility), or should I send over the RentSpree link so you can lock this masterpiece down?