2224 Grand Avenue

Stop. Read this. Your life is about to change. You made coffee in your pajamas this morning. In your BEDROOM. No kitchen chaos. No stepping over backpacks. No "WHERE'S MY-" interrupting your first sacred sip. This is 2224 Grand Ave. This is your new morning. Walk through that front door onto gleaming hardwood floors that actually survive whatever chaos your family throws at them. Feel your shoulders drop for the first time in years. Five ACTUAL bedrooms mean your kids finally stop slamming doors about "no privacy." Four bathrooms mean you never again hear "HURRY UP IN THERE!" That sun room? Your kids call it "the fun room." You call it "where I drink wine, and watch them play while I actually sit down." The kitchen with Corian countertops that laugh at juice spills and homework projects? Finally, a workspace that works as hard as you do. Here's what happens next. Saturday mornings become peaceful again. Your teenagers invite friends over because there's actually room. Dinner guests don't eat standing up in your kitchen. You remember why you liked your family in the first place. And that sprinkler system? Your lawn stays gorgeous while you stay inside enjoying your coffee. 3,637 square feet. Rita's Addition. Gone by the weekend. Not kidding. Text your spouse. Text whoever holds your checkbook. Some houses you visit. This house? This house saves your sanity. Call now. Before some other exhausted parent beats you to it.